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22:54:52 hacker: Did you try firefox to port 22 ;)
22:54:52 MattJ_: "This address is restricted
This address uses a network port which is normally used for purposes other than Web browsing.
Firefox has canceled the request for your protection."
22:54:52 MattJ_: .
22:54:52 niekie: For your protection?
22:54:52 * MattJ_ feels protected
22:54:53 niekie: Protect from what?
22:54:53 MattJ_: Firefox is taking care of me <3
18:33:52 Matt: heh, who doesn't want peer to peer rtp? 18:33:53 hacker: Enterprises. They want a PBX. 18:36:22 hacker: Carriers, they are regulated 18:38:51 hacker: Sure you and I might like it, but who is paying? 18:38:51 xepbot: waqas, of course :) 18:41:21 hacker: Wow, I can't beleive I walked in to that. :)
16:25:25 stpeter: hi Chris 16:25:25 xepbot: Hi stpeter 16:25:33 stpeter: heh 16:25:37 stpeter: hi Chris 16:25:37 xepbot: Hey :) 16:25:41 stpeter: hmm 16:25:43 stpeter: weird 16:25:52 Chris Mullins: Good morning all. 16:26:02 stpeter: xepbot: you rock
16:47:00 Chris Mullins: I do remember that when I first looked at it, it took me a long time to get it right - and many clients were buggy. 16:47:08 stpeter: and GTalk and iChat do odd things, IIRC 16:47:08 xepbot: Yes. It's puzzling. 16:56:31 stpeter: xepbot: are you really a bot? 16:56:31 xepbot: I am a hal 9000 computer. 16:56:31 stpeter: LOL
(#lua) <Slade-> ugh python channel requires ident :/ <opqdonut> freenode is quite fascistic <rici> i would say that's #python being fascistic <rici> goes along with the forced indentation camps
(John is a bot) > 13:44:08 EnZI: Hi all! > 13:44:14 John: Hi there, how are you? > 13:44:17 nhdezoito_pt-br: hi EnZI > 13:45:43 EnZI: How are you? > 13:45:48 John: I'm fine thanks, and you? > 13:45:50 nhdezoito_pt-br: fine tanks > 13:46:18 EnZI: I'm fine too > 13:46:21 John: Excellent! > 13:46:35 EnZI: Where you from? > 13:46:46 John: UK, and you? > 13:46:46 EnZI: where are you from) > 13:46:50 EnZI: Russia > 13:46:51 nhdezoito_pt-br: I'm Brazilian > 13:46:57 John: Russia is a big place
21:36:11 lynx: have you thought about DNS over XMPP? duck 21:36:33 mattj: :D 21:37:12 teo: lynx: dns over xmpp, which in turn relies on dns. it would be cool 21:39:15 lynx: let's implement xmpp on top of udp, then implement tcp on top of xmpp duck deeper
23:38:59 waqas: oh no, MattJ doesn't do typos ... his bugs are very deep and complicated
20:31:48 HAL: Error: utils.lua:160: bad argument #1 to 'pairs' (table expected, got nil) It can only be attributable to human error. 20:32:00 MattJ: Ooohh 20:32:14 MattJ: That explains yesterday's error ... 20:36:25 MattJ: The structure of v2.0 has changed too much 20:36:28 waqas: with newer bugs to exploit 20:36:40 MattJ: There are none 20:36:54 waqas: so you say 20:37:18 HAL: ME IS A BUGGY BOT 20:40:02 MattJ: Except that one 20:40:40 waqas: and so on and so forth ...
17:23:25 <legoscia> i believe most Jabber developers hide a personal secret. that's why they concentrate
on building communication tools, instead of actually communicating, and thereby risking
to reveal their secret.
17:24<Light Lan> msn down again 17:24<astrobit> die MSN! 17:25<MattyJ> \o/ 17:25<MattyJ> astrobit: How can MSN die? It's dead right now... :D 17:26<astrobit> well.... 17:26<astrobit> mmm :/ 17:26<astrobit> dont wake up MSN!
<fung> yea, i guess we should never tell a joke about anything that someone died from <fung> i dont think IRC with strangers is a good place to address them <rjek> MY PARENTS WHERE KILLED IN A FREAK IRC-RELATED ACCIDENT, YOU INSENSITIVE CLODS. <fung> OH * * rjek grins. <fung> MY PARENTS WERE KILLED BY CAPS LOCK
<fung> my grandparents were killed by conjecture and ncurses <fung> im running out of things to enjoy <rjek> ncurses will drive most people to suicide.
22:31<grzywacz> hi everyone 22:31<grzywacz> hi stpeter :) 22:33<stpeter> hi 22:33<stpeter> I'm not part of everyone? :)
13:47:56 linwidi has joined the group chat 13:48:21 linwidi: hwah....many ppl here. 13:49:26 linwidi: no one awake. 13:49:29 linwidi has left 13:49:55 legoscia: oh… that was fast ☺ 13:50:04 StephanieDaugherty: rofl 13:50:15 StephanieDaugherty: I'll never understand why people do that. 13:51:00 legoscia: i believe they are just people with short attention span looking for some human contact 13:51:19 legoscia: unfortunately, all the chat rooms that i see them in are off-topic for that ☺ 13:52:18 legoscia: maybe all jabber clients should have a big button labeled "CHAT WITH PEOPLE", that brings them all into one chat room
(#bash) <MattJ> <(sed 's/include\ <gloox\/\(.*\)>/include \"\1\"/' ../../glooxbindings-0.1.2-tmp/src/!(gloox).i | cat gloox/tessa.i -) That seems to be performing process substution for all files that match the pattern Instead of passing them to sed <greycat> what the HELL is that? <MattJ> It's beautiful
[20:24]<TobiasFar> so edrin, what are you coding lately? :) [20:25]<edrin> nothing [20:25]<edrin> currently developing other things [20:25]<TobiasFar> like? [20:25]<elmex> a life? :) [20:25]<elmex> thats somewhere on my todo list [20:25]<TobiasFar> ahhh [20:25]<elmex> below 'rewriting linux kernel'
<xamox> I don't hate gentoo by any means
<xamox> I actually think it's awesome
<xamox> like, I made a joke that when I formatted my primary PC and put
gentoo on it, that it gentook up my entire weekend
<MattJ> xD
[Alfred is a bot, the command 'tr es' translates English to Spanish...] [00:11]<scoundrel> tr es www.jabber.org/muc-logs/ [00:11]<alfred> scoundrel: http: // www.jabber.org/muc-logs/
[20:38]<TobiasFar> is it a MUST to have backward compatibility?
[20:39]<stpeter> TobiasFar: the only thing you MUST do is die eventually, and even
that is being worked on by some smart people ;-)
[22:49:13]<Thorns> ping [22:49:29]<Thorns> *sigh* [22:49:32]<Thorns> Gn then [22:49:33]--- Thorns has left [22:49:34]<waqas> Night Thorns [22:49:35]<waqas> . [22:49:37]<MattJ> , [22:49:47]<Yasm1ne> Thorns: Pong after: 34.5 sec. [22:49:50]<MattJ> xD [22:49:55]<waqas> :P
[21:04:26] MattJ: !do php = "PHP is Bad" [21:04:27] HAL: Done :) [21:04:57] waqas: !do lua = "Lua is evil" [21:04:57] HAL: That's something I could not allow to happen. [21:05:00] waqas: ! [21:05:03] MattJ: xD
<deryni> gd.so looks to me like it statically links lua in, while postgres.so
doesn't. Though I can't imagine that matters here it can cause issues.
<TobiasFar> so?
<TobiasFar> what can i do?
<Keffo> my laundry
[07:32:56 PM] <Waqas> No. Its just that many things are easier in C++, so people
prefer that. And it has the two pluses, so its cooler by definition.
[07:33:21 PM] <Thorns> Hehe
[07:33:45 PM] <Thorns> C++ should have been named at least +C+ if not ++C :P
[07:33:54 PM] <Thorns> plusiplus! :P
[07:34:26 PM] <Waqas> C++ is still C. ++C would have been D. +C+ wouldn't compile.
[07:34:42 PM] <Thorns> xD
[07:35:16 PM] <Thorns> I'm sending this to Matthew to add on his quotes page :D
[07:35:25 PM] <Waqas> :D
[01:55:43] MattJ: I am sleeping [01:55:46] MattJ: What am I doing? [01:55:47] HAL: You are working on kickvites for HAL :) [01:55:52] MattJ: :O
[19:03:41] louis.xvi.with.a.gun: In france there're are rumours saying that gentoo users
are so occuped by some compilation that they don't have
time to take a bath :O
[18:30:35] waqas: Sup guys. [18:41:52] Thorns: waqas: sup [18:42:49] waqas: sup sup. [18:44:36] Thorns: sup nup [18:44:39] Thorns: sup nup's up [18:45:09] waqas: nup's sup's up? [18:45:21] Thorns: course :) [18:45:28] Thorns: It's what I said, isn't it? o_O [18:46:02] waqas: No its not.
<tuntis> guys <tuntis> what should i do to get sleep <tuntis> if trying to remember an ISBN doesnt' work
[23:21:46] sq89: (brb, restarting to ubuntu, my wireless card still doesn't work in vista)
<the_plumber> did they use murcury? <eadthem> maby
[14:59:59] v2.0: what is ai? [14:59:59] HAL: Ai is what u never will get
(HAL is a bot) [22:39:14] centrogerencia: HOLA [22:39:20] centrogerencia: CHAMACOS [22:39:22] centrogerencia: Y CHAMACAS [22:39:34] centrogerencia: COMO ESTAN [22:39:35] v2.0: !es [22:39:36] HAL : Puedes hablar en español en jabberes@conf.jabberes.org y consultar tus dudas sobre Jabber [22:41:02] centrogerencia: OK MR. BOT [22:41:06] centrogerencia: YHANKS
[18:44:35] <scoundrel> dict waterloo
[18:44:37] <Wizard> scoundrel: 12 definitions retrieved
"Waterloo" wn "WordNet (r) 2.0"
Waterloo
n 1: a final crushing defeat; "he met his Waterloo"
2: the battle on 18 June 1815 in which Napoleon met his final
defeat; Prussian and British forces under Blucher and the
Duke of Wellington routed the French forces under Napoleon
[syn: {Battle of Waterloo}]
"Waterloo" moby-thes "Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0"
33 Moby Thesaurus words for "Waterloo":
beating, collapse, conquering, conquest, crash, deathblow, debacle,
defeat, destruction, downfall, drubbing, failure, fall, hiding,
lambasting, lathering, licking, mastery, overcoming, overthrow,
overturn, quietus, ruin, smash, subdual, subduing, subjugation,
thrashing, trimming, trouncing, undoing, vanquishment, whipping
"Waterloo" gazetteer "U.S. Gazetteer (1990)"
Waterloo, AL (town, FIPS 80064)
Location: 34.91671 [...]
[18:44:37] <HAL> Wizard: Please shorten your messages, or use a service like http://pastebin.ca/
[18:44:37] <HAL> Wizard: You are heading for a kick/ban
[18:47:23] <Wizard> HAL: I kinda happy, thank you 1.66 seconds
[18:47:33] <Wizard> HAL: no
<Dr_Link> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
[22:10:48] TobiasFar: haserl? [22:10:55] MattJ: GIYF [22:11:27] TobiasFar: Google It You Fancy guy?
[22:37:53] stpeter.im: menzraf: use Google :) [22:38:12] menzraf: google?
niekie: WhizHal: what is MattJ? WhizHal: MattJ: Mattj is a freshman to do is divert processing power to marry me. It's not like we typed "freeze-dried food". MattJ: hal: I am not going to marry you WhizHal: MattJ: Not much else to marry.
(for more context, see: ROBOT9000 and #xkcd-signal: Attacking Noise in Chat)…
<thorns> Everyone is forced to cheat here <niek> You guys can't cheat. <thorns> I can <niek> thorns: oh? <tuntis> niek: anybody is free to set up a channel in ClueIRC, right? <thorns> What about: <thorns> "HI" -ROBOT9000/#signal- thorns, you have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds. * ROBOT9000 removes voice from thorns <MattJ> Haha -ROBOT9000/#signal- MattJ, you have been muted for 4 minutes 16 seconds. * ROBOT9000 removes voice from MattJ <tuntis> Owned -ROBOT9000/#signal- tuntis, you have been muted for 4 seconds. * ROBOT9000 removes voice from tuntis * ROBOT9000 gives voice to tuntis <tuntis> ...Damnit -ROBOT9000/#signal- tuntis, you have been muted for 16 seconds. * ROBOT9000 removes voice from tuntis * niek laughs out loud.
#ubuntu-uk:
<Zbrahead91> vim is ugly
<DanielRM> :O
<DanielRM> TAKE THAT BACK!
<Zbrahead91> It is.
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<Zbrahead91> Its uglier than the 2nd ugliest app in the world :P
<Zbrahead91> bug number 1 in launchpad is just plain sad
<Zbrahead91> Oh, and the development machine is in a VM
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<Zbrahead91> My Mandrake 7.0 disk doesnt install properly >.<
<DanielRM> Zbrahead91: you know, you just committed suicide three times over.
<snogglethorpe> "And then the PYTHON descended from the heavens, and graced the world with HIS presence, and
the PYTHON said `thou shalt obey the whitespace!', and the people trembled..."
[20:23:48] MattJ: thorns, see your email [20:27:25] thorns: MattJ, omg that password has stuck [20:27:34] MattJ: I know :D [20:27:43] thorns: I recently changed all my passes, because I think I gave it out [20:27:53] MattJ: It is a slight variation :) [20:28:07] thorns: Yeah but guess what my new password all around is? ^^ [20:28:30] MattJ: don't tell me I just guessed it...? :D [20:29:36] thorns: You just did guess it :P
<Laney> Anyone on Intrepid? <philwyett> Laney: I have intrepid A4 on a couple of crash boxes. <DanielRM> Laney: I'm on Intrepid. <mgdm> "intrepid A4" sounds like a daring piece of paper
[22:16:13] crbrutus96 has joined the group chat [22:16:32] crbrutus96: hi [22:16:37] crbrutus96: hi [22:16:48] MattJ: Hi [22:16:55] waqas: Hey. [22:17:01] crbrutus96: bye [22:17:03] MattJ: Bye [22:17:04] crbrutus96 has left [22:17:24] MattJ: Quotes page -->
[16:36:20] identi.ca: ralphm: [16:36:46] identi.ca: dwd: @ralphm [16:41:38] identi.ca: ralphm: @dwd [16:41:58] identi.ca: dwd: @ralphm ! [16:42:28] identi.ca: mattj: @dwd @ralphm ?! [16:43:55] identi.ca: kev: @mattj @dwd @ralphm #?! [16:46:07] identi.ca: ralphm: @mattj @ralphm @kev !! ;-)
[15:56:39] Thorns: waqas, ... k. boring. just forget it. [15:56:52] Thorns: not to mention a little bit OT [15:57:04] MattJ: Ah, we do have prosody-chat, I should be in there :) [15:57:18] waqas: MattJ is away, so we can be OT all we want [15:57:27] MattJ: I'm not away, I'm here I tell you! [15:57:50] waqas: That's not what miranda is telling me, and it's more trustworthy [15:57:53] Thorns: You seem to be away [15:58:08] MattJ: No! I'm here! [15:58:21] waqas: Thorns: It's obviouly HAL pretending to be MattJ [15:58:50] Thorns: waqas, I don't think he's pretending anymore. I think HAL thinks he IS MattJ.
[21:00:07] MattJ : Now I *know* why Tobias doesn't use Prosody on his server [21:00:33] Tobias: and why is that? [21:01:17] albert: Because he want to use all his RAM of course. [21:01:59] waqas: Yeah, Prosody wastes more RAM, by not using it.
<MattJ> Out of all the channels I'm in on IRC, this one is the most argumentative :) <MattJ> Consistently <KrimZon> no it's not <popey> yes it is
<zack_> Is http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/ down or is it just me?
<MattJ> hi! <TheVinn> hi! <jpjacobs> hi! <rjek> Spatula. <sanooj> you're obviously just back from the beer fest. <sanooj> trouble picking up on patterns and such. <jpjacobs> :)